http://deardora.com Go ahead. Ask me anything. I know it all. Fri, 21 Mar 2008 16:10:23 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Dear Dora, What, in your experience, does it take to become a top class agony aunt? As a top class agony Guru, I spend a lot of my time, up my Pole, wondering why people ask such stupid questions, and my cuddly-toy Snake Luke, my spirit guide, told me you often ... http://deardora.com/2008/03/18/trade-secrets/ Dearest Darlin' Dora, It's a wee bit of a problem I'm havin' and I'm hopin' you can help. It's a trip to Las Vegas I had, yes I did, with some gold I had stashed under a rainbow. It seemed a likely time to use it. Well, ... http://deardora.com/2008/03/17/in-vegas-his-troubles-were-dublin-so-to-speak/ Dear Dora, Some people have no manners at all! There was this lady I met on line. Well, I didn't actually meet her, but I read her blog one time. I started sending her the delightful forwarded e-mails I receive, sometimes there were seven or eight in a day. ... http://deardora.com/2008/03/05/any-way-you-slice-it-they-still-call-it-spam/ Let's play a little game, shall we, Dear Readers? I'll count to ten, while you try to decide which celebrity sports these lips: one-mississippi two-mississippi three-mississippi four-mississi..... You cheated, didn't you! Well, of course, it is the lovely Julia Roberts! But, the poor dear girl has a problem and has written to me for advice! Dear Dora, People ... http://deardora.com/2008/03/03/give-me-no-lip/ Dear Dora, I have a real problem. Well, actually, my teenage daughter does. She has such a beautiful little button nose---but she always has her finger up it. I'm ashamed to admit that my daughter is a "booger flicker." Slime is everywhere! She flicks them on the floor ... http://deardora.com/2008/03/01/this-ones-a-booger/ Dora is so lucky to have some correspondents who pass along letters to her. Jamie, at Duward Discussion, shared this letter with me. Dear Dora, I asked my girlfriend Izzy for a little cash to buy a few boats for a business venture and promised to pay her ... http://deardora.com/2008/02/17/sailing-the-ocean-blue/ I just love a man in a uniform, don't you? Take me out to the ball game! Do you remember eating those sweet treats when you were small? Of course you don't. The intervening years have destroyed the brain cells, haven't they? But, you loved them, I'm sure you did. The sight ... http://deardora.com/2008/02/16/cracker-jack/ Any Bitch Can Cook I can't! Can you believe that Shelly had the nerve to buy this book on her honeymoon? How romantic can you be? She even has the nerve to put it in plain sight on her cabinets!! The authors of this book claim that "Bitch" stands ... http://deardora.com/2008/02/12/any-what-can-cook/ Yes, Dear Readers, Valentine's Day is right around the corner. What a boon for Hallmark cards, your local jewelry store, and your florist! Have you purchased a gift for your sweetie? If not, you might already be too late! Buying a gift can be so difficult. Your mother always told you, ... http://deardora.com/2008/02/11/getting-a-date-for-valentines-day/ Dear Readers, Isn't Duct Tape a marvelous invention? Please don't pronounce that as "duck" tape. It's so plebeian. It has so many handy uses. Why, I can't even begin to name them all; but you should always keep a roll of duct tape handy. Are you going on an art ... http://deardora.com/2008/02/10/duct-tape-dont-get-stuck-without-it/