A Hollywood Writer Writes?
How exciting! My very first post on my very own blog! I just know my sisters Abby and Ann would be so green with envy! Shelly doesn’t have this “house” looking the way it should just yet. There should be many more “bells and whistles.”
That Shelly is a sweet girl, but did I tell you she is a nutcase? I don’t know why I have to channel through her! Why couldn’t I have gotten someone like Jessica The Rock Chick? There’s a girl who knows what is happening in the world. Or, Susie J? She can actually write! No, I got stuck with Shelly, so I’ll just have to make the best of it.
She did pass on a wonderful letter to me from a Hollywood Writer. Isn’t that exciting? Here it is:
Dear Dora,
Signed,
A Hollywood Writer
What the?
Dear Hollywood,
Well, I never! Of course you aren’t going to write anything! There are no residuals! Thankfully, there are bloggers out there willing to take up the slack. They can send me their Dear Dora questions, and I will gladly answer them (with excellent advice, I might add). They will even get a link to their own blogs! All they have to do is contact my alter ego to get the ball rolling.
As for you, get back to work! I’m tired of watching Howie Mandel and The Biggest Loser. Or, is Howie Mandel the biggest loser? No matter. I need some television with substance.
Is that an oxymoron?
Kiss, Kiss
Dora, It is VERY nice to meet you. I love your site… can’t wait to hear what kids of advice you can dole out!
Come and see me any time, dear. I know that you specialize in advice, too. But, you will be amazed at the kinds of advice I can offer!
Very nice to meet you Dora! You have quite a nice place here! I am looking forward to seeing what wise and worthy advice you have for us!
Oh, YellowRose, I know positively everything. Feel free to ask me questions any time you have a problem. Make up a problem if you must. That’s what Shelly does all the time. It’s her pathetic attempt to get attention. Come see me again!
Resolution of writers’ strike came just in time. Moonlight just went to reruns and I really really need a new lucious vampire in action story. Now about this problem with my neck.
Fangs for the comment. I hope that the writers give you a story you can sink your teeth into!
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Dora, thank goodness. You can answer all the deep questions of life…and the shallow ones I hope
There are no shallow questions, my dear. Only shallow questioners! I will provide you with all the knowledge I possess, which (if I must say so myself) is considerable! Do ask those questions, and I will be happy to prove my point.
I love how the header changes when you refresh. Awesome. This should be interesting. Have a great day.
Well, darling, I hope it will be. You will have to give your input from time to time. I’m a terribly serious sort of person, and your humor would always be appreciated.
Very nice Dora. That Shelly is a card isn’t she, always up to something. Do you have 48 hours in your day as well?? *G*
She says she’s technically challenged, I don’t believe a word of it.
Of course, I have 48 hours in my day! That’s why Shelly never gets to sleep. And, it is showing on her too, poor thing. She has bags the size of Burbank under her eyes. So sad. But, believe her when she says she is challenged. I don’t know why I can’t channel through someone who knows what they are doing!
Dear Dora, May I suggest you allow Shelly a bit of sleep? Burbank bags may be allowable, but any larger and they may sag onto the power button and shut you up, I mean off. That would be a great loss to those of us who rely on your wisdom. Just how did you get so wise?
Years of experience has made me wise, darling.
Perhaps one day you, too, can be so wise.